Section Seven - All your base and beer are belong to us.

	WehrGoat's Secret Plans for the Conquest of Canada

	Peace and Looting


	With a final Canadian surrender, the fighting will end. The WehrGoats will maintain military control of the Canada until a constitution is drafted that will guarantee civil rights and representation for all Moose. Any further oppression of the Moose will be met by another WehrGoat intervention--one that will not be as kind to the vanquished as this one. Of course, the WehrGoats will not leave empty-handed. All of the beer in Canada and a sizable number of buxom, blonde volunteer women will be loaded into trucks and shipped South.

	The New Canada

	The new Flag of Canada
	There will be a number of changes imposed on the vanquished. The foremost will be a new Constitution. Aside from the inclusion of Moose in the political process, the following are notable alterations: 1) Ordinary goats will become a protected species. Not rendering comfort and luxuries to a goat on demand will be punished by death. 2) No more chattering in French and only brothels may have signs in French. It makes goats cough when they try to speak it and that is displeasing. 3) Boxing day is canceled. It makes no sense. 4) All hockey helmets will have horns in honor of the WehrGoat.

	The Canadian National Anthem will be altered to the following. O' Can-u-Duh! Our hairy and naive clan! True Moose love is our new demand. With goat herds we fear thee rise, The WehrGoat has set thee free! From far and wide, O' Can-u-Duh, mysteriously still drinks tea. God knows we have the brains of a flea! O' Can-u-Duh, The WehrGoat has set thee free! O' Can-u-Duh, The WehrGoat has set thee free! Failure to learn the lyrics will be punishable by death.